Bin Ladin Is Back!

He is back!

Just this morning some civilians in Afghanistan confirmed that they've seen Usama Bin Ladin walking by a river. The two civilians wondered if it really was Bin Ladin. They contacted the U.S pentagon and within ten minutes Usama was surrounded with U.S marines. DNA tests has shown that it isn't Usama, it is the wrong DNA. But "Usama" says it is him, but he changed DNA. We looked him up and interviewed him. 

 

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Interview with Usama Bin Ladin

-Who are you?

-I am Usama Bin Ladin, the head of Al Quaida. We in Al Quaida invented a way to change DNA, so we can't get caught.

-Why are you showing yourself in public?

-Because I want the world to shiver in fear , we are back and we will rule the world! Moahahahaha... The world shall have a new god! The rabbits!

-The rabbits?! Okay, I am confused, why rabbits?

-I... I don't know... I just like rabbits... If anyone hurts a rabbit, they will get a missile in their "#¤%&!

-Okay, please calm down. This is just a interview.

-What?! A interview?! For a newspaper?! I thought I was talking to the rabbit god! Shame on you! Now... I must leave.

 

A few weeks after that,,, diffrent interview, several attacks has been done. Mostly against makeup factories where they test makeup on rabbits but even single assasins on hunters. All clues points to the terrorists Al Quaida, but when they took DNA tests, they didn't match. Somehow, Usama Bin Ladin found a way to change DNA, which we thought was impossible.

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